all-fandoms-united:

they’re beautiful!

boom clap the sound of my ass

queen-of-dork:

iosonopreso:

pea-gravel:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

I would watch this.

I would watch the hell out of this.

I don’t even watch anime but this is fantastic

do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
  • Most fun new game: tap on the same space of the new iOS8 predictive text and see what you get
    The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks <- it’s fun

    things that have no chill

    torobabe:

    -me

    -automatic toilets

    -people who clap when the plane lands

    the-loki-initiative:

    habibtipalestina:

    Student: can I please use the bathroom?

    *takes bag*

    Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

    image

    This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

    gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

    gonzozeppeli:

    Just like grammar used to make

    winsexter:

    do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

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