do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself
double chins are what make us human
-people who clap when the plane lands
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends