Idea for the next ac game:

estpolis:

shortcake-s:

no balloon furniture

i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out what assassins creed game had balloon furniture in it

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

buttflick:

when he finally agrees to eat your ass and he’s really good at it 

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

thestoryisjust-beginning asked:
Surprise! Share 5 nice things about yourself and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers.

Okayyyy
Well
I’m gosh darn hilarious
I got da booty
HELLA CONFIDENTE
I’m so cute like omg
My flirting skills are insane

teagvn:

Steal His Look - Alex Turner

Kenmore 3.9 cu. ft. Front-Load Washer (white) - $649.99

Gucci Light Checkered Slim Shirt (baby blue) - $380

Tide Original Scent Liquid Laundry Detergent, 40 fl oz - $5.24

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

legolastingloves this is it this is the post that perfectly sums me up

sceptre:

you know what to do with that big fat butt

wiggle wiggle wiggle

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"I look to her in the simplest, smallest moments - when she reads or drinks coffee or brushes her teeth and I am breathless - knowing it does not take a million dollar telescope to witness the crushing beauty of the universe."
Beau Taplin || T E L E S C O P E S (via afadthatlastsforever)
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